MIP's MIXED jokes from GIGGLES

. Bad Grade in Biology

. Password Audit

. Trivia Loser

. women are like hurricanes

. mexicans

. Ten things not to say when meeting her parents.

. black jews

. The Zen of Sarcasm

. for the wife's birthday

. The Irish Bagpiper

. The Name Is Brown

. IRISH DRUNK WANTS A WOMAN

. IN GORMAN'S PUB

. NATURE'S WAY OF COMPENSATING

. Chatting

. A Bar Fire

. Heard about the Irishman charged with necrophilia?

. IRISH KWIKIES

. IRISH MOTHERS DISCUSSING THEIR SONS

. Murphy

. THE IRISH OLYMPICS JUDGE

. IRISH BIRDS OF A FEATHER??

. STALLED AT A TRAFFIC LIGHT

. IRISH JOKE: WHOSE KIDS?

. Re: IRISH PICKS BLACK BABY AS HIS

. IRISH PICKS BLACK BABY AS HIS

. OLD PADDY FITZPATRICK

. THE SUSPECT EVIDENTLY WAS IRISH

. IRISH PLUMBER

. THE IRISH AMBASSADOR

. Quiz: test yourself against these experts :-)

. guess

. Comparing computer security risks

. Kiwis

. The Seniors Breakfast Special

. 2 genies

. Questions and Answers from an AARP Retired Persons Forum

. The Blonde + the Chimps

. May 21st

. [OL] A beautiful woman undressed.....

. May 3rd

. cowboy tips

. keep a secret

. bastard

. April 12th

. the prank

. **SPAM** (6.5) Feb 12th

. Small farm in Minnesota

. Bono

. [OL] Group Therapy ......

. You asked!

. Golf Club Sign

. Calendars

. DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING

. **SPAM** (6.5) Sept 30th

. How do you decide who to marry?...

. DAFFYINITIONS

. Call?

. Ukranian?

. Ban?

. Paul?

. Marine?

. Call?

. Paradise?

. Skools?

. Skools?

. Wrong?

. 24?

. Trunk?

. Update?

. Enormous?

. Year?

. Tremble?

. April 1st

. When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day

. Surveys

. Read: 10/30 Funs

. Hardware, Software, Systems Engineers

. Re: 50th Anniversary Of Ghana

. Bathroom Stall

. March 3rd

. A new soldier

. Canadian Separation Satire

. African 'HELL'

. [OL] 'How can I ever thank you?'

. point of view

. Physical Humor

. Winning numbers

. Thanksgiving

. One pair of boots

. BLONDE

. BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

. Little Boy in the Country

. Good News Bad News

. Man Laws to be enforced

. Hormone Hostage Survival Guide

. facial expressions

. Oct 29th

. t:. National Mental Health Care week

. 'The Bag Lady'

. [OL] More silly....

. [OL] Silly or not?

. [OL] Two IT guys....

. Cheeky Stuff

. When Irish Eyes Are...

. The lion tamer

. Liberal (versus) Conservative

. DWI Wyoming Style

. U.S. Constitution 101

. Sept 29th

. Military Humor - Thule Air Base, Greenland

. I'm betting on THAT dog!

. Difference?

. Sept 16th

. Hard to say

. Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Wed, 09 Jul 2003)

. Why sandniggers are so quick to volunteer to commit suicide.

. Latest Poll

. The Helpful Husband

. Sept 5th

. [ENG] Two medical students

. Aug 29th

. Problems In Houston

. Aug 13th

. Hubble cocktail

. Bill Gates calls the Belgian Police (Original)

. Guts v Balls

. Practical Definitions

. My name is Elizabeth

. Dead horse

. Two Lawyers

. Heart-to-heart

. So I went to this very expensive seminar ...

. Fwd: Love

. July 9th

. News Headline

. Happy Independence Day to all you Americans!

. New product announcement

. June 29th

. European Language

. American Health Care

. living will

. Letter to Redneck Son

. These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

. [OL] You and your husband......

. blonde of course

. new hires

. Dating Quiz

. racists

. Rules for Starfleet Programmers

. sucky dumbass joke

. The UNIX Guru's View of Sex

. Marine Joke

. VeriChip?

. April 20th

. Last Words...

. [OL] There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident......

. [OL] The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor......

. Aprfil 8th

. [OL] man and his wife were driving home one very cold night....

. Chinese Talks

. March 22nd

. New Study Reveals 'Santa Claus' Is A Scam Used By Toy Companies To Increase Sales

. New South Dakota anti-abortion law

. My wife left

. Feb 23rd

. Re: Boy, do I like VMS humor!

. Quote of the Year

. Surgical recovery

. Going dancing

. Boy, do I like VMS humor!

. Quote of the Year

. Surgical recovery

. Going dancing

. [OL] If you can't change your mind....

. Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on 'Cheers'?

. [OL] I just bought a Chihuahua.....

. Jan 22nd

. vegetative state

. Ukrainian joke #1

. Dec 19th

. Dec 15th

. Hemel Explosion

. Channel tunnel

. two lions escape from the zoo.

. Re: Alphaservers and VMS v. NT mentioned in a webblog

. [OL] Going out for dinner........

. Damn Aggies!

. Bruce, Bluey, and Foster's

. French Raise Terror Level After Riots

. FW: Dear Lord

. [OL] Teacher...

. [OL] 'What do you love most about me?'

. Re: Wanted vasectomy jokes please.

. Doctor patient

. A Day in Court

. [OL] special holidays.....

. cigarette shortens ...

. 24 hrs 365 days

. Little Johnny's kindergarten

. poker

. The secret to enjoying a good wine is:

. Wedding Ring

. enzyme in the brain

. computer

. Cloned dog

. 1492

. OLD CATSKILL JOKES

. A Fishing Lure

. [OL] One Sunday morning...

. An apple and a paedophile

. Super Bowl

. Investigation

. Astros Outfielder Ronnie Hauck Diagnosed With Suicidal Tendencies

. Priorities from Senor Carlisle

. Does a blind tourist use a sightseeing-eye dog?

. One problem with the modern dating scene

. [OL] 'Look out there! You have a bite.'

. new invention

. Old man

. The secret of a good wine

. Large rodents

. Old man thinking...

. Pilot

. After 50 years of marriage...

. Real Cowboys

. BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE!

. The UNIX Philosophy

. Quote of the Year

. Patents

. Sept 6th

. Electronic lovers ...

. [OL] proper diet....

. Female comebacks

. Katrina?

. Cents?

. Evolution?

. Trek?

. Poverty?

. Sept 3rd

. Mildred, the church gossip

. Let's skip the handshake

. Clean Humour [Aug 19th]

. Becky + Bernie

. Sept 1st

. Wanting Cyanide

. Mental Asulum

. Aug 19th

. Aug 13th

. Aug 7th

. 1 a plumber

. 0 Punctuate the following sentence

. Two good friends

. A grade one classroom

. Two mathematicians

. A little boy

. freshmen

. Ethics

. Christian was thrown into the ring

. An English P.O.W

. Two Russians

. walking through the zoo

. fish

. Three Irish Catholic

. Department of Information Services

. Comrade Gorbachev

. Gorbachev

. STAND UP

. playing his weekly round of golf

. Breast Biting

. being laid off from five different jobs

. 3 Ways

. NEED A GOOD LAUGH?

. new sport

. Big Construction Company

. Telmarketers - A Game You Can Play at Home

. ground school class for private pilots

. put us to sleep

. a veterinarian, who had to visit the doctor

. bridge

. An astronomer

. door-to-door salespeople

. Film's

. Syrian dictator Hafez Assad

. One day a man went golfing

. What do you think about football

. questionnaire sent out in the Soviet Union

. What is the FREQUENCY

. Can I help you madam

. Light bulb

. Tourist to Taxi driver

. Manchester scientists

. Mikhail Gorbachev visit to the UK

. no Filipino saints

. British explorer

. A cabbie is driving by

. A tired traveler

. A Russian party-official

. It's mid December

. Average

. Penis Length Survey

. F-4 B-52

. man with no arms

. My doctor's a quack

. Xchange money, experience

. large oil field in Oklahoma

. meaning of Marxist dialectic

. South African chess

. Let's pick on the economists

. 'Thank God

. problems with sight

. Politics

. Romanian president

. Disorder in the Court

. Abraham Lincoln

. Radio Armenia

. unemployed KGB men

. 21 Thoughts To Get You Through A Crisis

. Guys rule

. My First Golf Session

. Guide To The Male Vocabulary

. Carpet Layer

. Gas Men

. Fast Turtle

. Primitive Self Expression

. I Did All Of That

. Coco Pops

. A farmer and his 3 daughters

. True or False

. Irishmen

. Hot Air

. July 25th

. Toupee

. July 21st

. No charge for admission!

. Cracked

. Speeder

. More worthy rules to live one's life to . . .

. Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

. [OL] a fortune ....

. The golf nut

. New To America

. Census Taker

. Ole went to a bank

. A husband went on a business trip

. F vs. M

. woman hitler

. Beer-Drinking

. Two college students

. After Quasimodo's death

. BEWARE OF DOG

. Donkey

. 1. april

. Q + A

. Wrong Choice

. An Apple A Day

. An Arab And A Fashion Show

. Assorted Wisdom

. prize pig

. *POOF*

. TZVECL

. Texan In Australia

. Wallet

. Happiness

. Rules Of Combat

. Computers And War

. Busy

. 1 John 4:18

. C-Nile Virus

. Lost

. First Meal

. Chickens

. Advertisements

. Hooting To An Owl

. Airport Security

. Without your glasses

. Animal Cruelty

. facts of life

. Emergency Cake

. Winning numbers

. **SPAM** (7.6) Fun on The Train

. July 9th

. Marriage

. First Aid Helps

. Queues

. A mild-mannered man

. Shopkeepers Competition

. AN AMERICAN IN ENGLAND.....

. very simple operation

. A magician worked on a cruise ship

. Scientists at NASA

. Martha's way and My Way . . .

. 15$

. OIL

. A businessman needed millions

. How Many Internet Mail List Subscribers

. Two cowboy friends

. Windy

. WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS

. Why NOT?.....

. A passenger in a taxi

. Two elderly ladies

. Female Warriors

. Glossary Of Medical Terms

. chose the music

. morons

. Parenthood

. one hand clapping

. dog for protection

. Strange People

. Operator

. Amish carriage

. Computer Installation

. big rocks

. After 17 years of marriage

. Who's responsible

. a 92-year-old man

. chickens fenced in

. Actual T-shirt Slogans

. Random Facts

. Major Burns, again

. 'Did ya hear tha' bloody education department's gonna fix a speed limit for schools?'

. *Blah Blah Blah*

. Out Of Step

. I replaced several windows

. All in a name

. Volunteers

. A couple with three children

. the ethical question

. If my mommy was ...

. A Thought for Sunday 03/07/2005

. OT (on AHP) - Anti- Wahako Jacko joke on TV just now. Good one.

. June 30th

. [OL] A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party....

. Universal truths

. potted geraniums

. More puns

. How to impress your woman

. An elderly couple

. just how serious is my condition

. who would donate the most

. Life's Truths

. ...the power of government

. A recent bride

. $200

. boss was complaining

. his favorite eatery

. short quiz

. a very popular restaurant

. an obligation to pay taxes

. three days and two nights

. a boat-rental

. driving without a tail light

. How To Sing Well

. A rather old minesweeper

. A lady lost her handbag

. to decorate bedroom

. express lane

. masters in philosophy

. A blonde

. Strolling in Walmart

. Locker Room Exchange

. Are you sure?

. Thought for the day

. A young man

. healthful place

. Medical Fraud?

. biting nails

. I want to speak to my lawyer

. 9

. a 70 year old extremely wealthy

. Drivers Test

. FACTS OF LIFE

. A truck driver

. ONE LINERS:

. Be positive

. Coping with Stress

. Odd quotes

. Interviews

. complain

. neatly dressed salesman

. Q

. WALKING ON WATER

. JURY EXEMPTION

. willpower

. tradition in the Navy

. RIDDLE:

. Can you tell the difference?

. first telegraph

. New study out

. a very good looking girl

. A tough old cowboy

. Humor: Best Law Enforcement Agency

. Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Mon, 30 Aug 2004)

. CHILDREN ARE SMART!

. We all do, brother, we all do.

. Toys around the world

. WHY AM I MARRIED?

. [OL] More Weird, Amazing, Useless Facts...

. fishing

. Bigger Piece

. Anonymous letters

. Computers

. Murphys Laws (military):

. Manny was almost 29 years

. long words

. Fear

. Monopoly for truth

. tracker

. Off Thoughts and Questions

. Two cab drivers met

. United Air Lines

. More Famous Quotes

. Jesus Christ!

. Her First Fight

. Thigns

. Bubba and Earl

. Cigars For The Judge

. The Lawyer and the Cop

. And the verdict is in...

. The other side of exercising . . .

. Idiots in everyday life . . .

. Why is it

. Why is it

. Code for translating singles columns

. Accountant Definitions

. FIRST THE WOMEN

. Saddam underwear photo angers U.S.

. A Man and an Ostrich

. in-flight safety lecture

. Andy Rooney Blurbs

. A Thought for Wednesday 08/06/2005

. Famous People Say the Darndest Things

. Redneck in a Suit

. Mexican Earthquake

. Im Sorry

. Drinking For 10 Years

. Not Your Business!

. Take The Champagne!

. Your'e Beautiful!

. I AM

. Where is your beard?

. Great Excuses Not to Exercise, Diet and to Eat Junk Food

. power

. Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

. Food for thought

. Consultants Commandments

. How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker

. Consultants Commandments

. Computers and Electronics as Depicted in Movies

. Ham Dinner

. A surgeon was retiring

. Don't Miss This Opportunity

. Programmers' Wisdom

. Involuntary Attrition

. More questions without answers

. Handy Engineering Conversion

. 50,000 Kiwis

. The year's best new words ...

. A salesman decided to become a policeman

. Offend a feminist today.

. Bet

. On the Chalkboard

. The Blondes Who Finished The Jigsaw Puzzle

. Statistics

. Life lessons my grandfather taught me ...

. Waterguns

. Safety Briefing

. Pro Congress?

. More lessons learned from a long life

. Murphy's Real Laws (More please...???)

. Secrets for a lasting marriage

. the game's over!'

. Arithmetic

. Nervous Young Woman

. Golf Lessons

. Lost Preacher

. Useful phrases

. HOME REMEDIES

. CAMPING HINTS:

. more trouble

. Things My Mother Taught Me

. Life's unanswerred questions

. Does your dog bite

. A nervous old lady

. The Perfect Son.

. What Men Really Mean

. And a few soviet jokes

. I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

. Several Jokes

. Subject: a Harley guy?'

. [OL] A very flat-chested woman ......

. [OL] Bull and cow....

. it is a dogs life

. Whats The Difference

. F words :)

. Musical troubles

. [OL] A drunk stumbles ..........

. Re: Obscure physics joke.

. The Colonel's Order

. Landing at a hidden military base

. Dictionary for women

. Clean Humor [April 6th]

. [OL] Headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex....

. A Thought for Saturday 09/04/2005

. [OL] Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages...

. Prison Vs. Work...

. insurance

. What I Want You to Know

. A Thought for Wednesday 06/04/2005

. My wife is beating me

. Filling in for St. Peter

. I want to appeal a case

. Seashore with family

. Advantages of breast milk

. Santa's Unmentionables

. 40 years

. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

. Clever news reporter

. What is this?

. Constantly complaining about the temperature

. Why can't you be like that?

. My girlfriend is out in the car

. Upset is unhealthy

. Finish the start

. Promoting an office

. Scared sleeping

. Doctors meeting

. Better relationship

. TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH

. Questions that beg for answers

. Hubble cocktail

. Red Dots

. Who's On First' -- new version

. TRAFFIC IN NYC

. Italian Shoes

. The Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions

. Married For The Money

. If You Love Something, Set it Free

. How to Tell When You Have PMS

. Efficiency Expert

. Bulimic Digits

. 80-Pounder

. Mind Game

. HOW CORRUPT ARE YOU

. everbodie has an oppion

. Definitions

. Q + a

. suicide

. Jewish Baker

. Re: Funny Out Of Office replies

. You Never Know . . .

. insurance

. My Dad's job

. Jesus is coming to dinner

. Computer consultants

. An economist

. fabric softener

. room temperature

. Tequila

. surest sign

. It's not true

. Don't spend 2 dollars

. anniversary

. Re: playing golf

. how to call police; senior moments; Free Sex

. Smart!

. GOOD ENGINEERING LASTS FOREVER

. B

. Pablo Picasso

. The judge said to his dentist

. home at 3 AM

. WinXP

. testify at the IRS

. social worker

. Wonder Bra

. blondes

. What does it mean

. what will your third wish be

. airline counter

. IRS

. mathematicians joke

. D

. A cardiac specialist died

. A blind man

. turtle soup

. 1st Class

. four daughters

. Re: Lets all pitch in and buy OpenVMS!

. How does

. This day holds a lot of meaning for me

. no strings attatched

. Two women

. mood ring

. Be positive

. Password Protection

. Sven's health care dilemma

. stupid questions

. Microsoft's anti-spyware tool

. How else should I get there...?

. cock fight

. Good News, Bad News, Worse News

. Aviation Sayings

. Marriage or Prison

. Knitting in the waiting room

. Re: Knitting in the waiting room

. men who hang out in bars

. a Highlander

. a marriage counselor

. The Numbers of the Beast

. An aging man lived alone

. A young woman visited her doctor

. undertaker

. everything

. Toilet Tennis

. Q + A

. BOSSES + TECHNOLOGY

. What do a hurricane ....

. A pastor

. Answering Machine

. couple was dining out

. What's the difference

. And the halftime score

. All the farmers

. old man goes to the Wizard

. a million monkeys

. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids

. 6 months

. The Three Laws of Thermodynamics

. sleep at night

. Lesbian Bar

. 1 A pet

. iI

. Old Aunt Dora

. A blonde walks into ...

. A Short History of Medicine

. what did you ever do

. that little red dot

. a college with a shady reputation

. A blonde pushes her BMW

. nuts

. woman police officer

. 10% off.

. Rover is getting a bit old

. divorced woman

. the exact day

. I'm a woman and you're a man . . .

. Herman the hypochondriac

. I would like to buy this TV

. watch repair shop

. son-in-law

. That Scottish couple

. lies dying on the sidewalk

. a courtroom exchange

. A Redneck

. depressed

. Nirvana

. elephant hunting

. a woman of 40

. engine trouble

. radioactive waste

. An old Jewish man

. worldwide survey

. Q + A

. flashlight

. An artist asked the gallery owner

. cherry brandy

. hello there Doc.

. a real dilemma

. talking about marriage

. A young Jewish boy

. Only in America

. more than the average

. How Smart Are You?

. Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

. Friday night poker game

. what they think of Polaks

. hearing aid

. being fired

. 13

. 12 inches

. Red Light District in Amsterdam

. A man sat quietly

. A little town

. man in a mental hospital

. 6 MEXICANS

. My wife is poisoning me

. How do you scare a man?

. On Jeopardy...

. Let him

. Imagine you...

. Q + a

. THIS FUCKING PLACE

. final stages of hiring ...

. getting up late

. jealous type or ..

. Some professions

. food or .....

. What does

. old man was critically ill

. Q + A

. Cash, check or charge

. safari in Africa

. M + M ...

. Q + A

. Marriage Anonymous

. Burn Patient

. 25 Signs You've Grown Up

. 'You're single aren't you?'

. Good Sex Days

. Medical Compliment

. A Blonde Visit to D.C.

. Back Seat Driver

. Boy, Officer + Squirrel

. tech supporters

. Which half?

. PROGRAMMER'S DRINKING SONG

. Windows NT

. the difference

. Spread some manure

. Jackass

. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Fri, 29 Oct 2004)

. Honest Government

. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Thu, 28 Oct 2004)

. 21 Thoughts To Get You Through A Crisis

. Ever wondered ?

. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Wed, 20 Oct 2004)

. Heaven's Cars

. What Men Really Mean

. KenFuny 10-10-2004

. Model Dental Patient

. Olympic Ice Skating

. Perhaps.....

. 3 Women

. KenFuny 10-04-2004

. Programmers' Wisdom

. Perfect Couple

. Penis Contest

. Two Social Workers

. Eskimo

. The Corruption Trial

. Do You Serve Lawyers?

. Deer Tracks

. Granny

. what is W. for?

. Re: why mainframes are still used?

. KenFuny 09-06-2004

. doctor goes into a bar

. I Like Readin Electronic Books On My Pocket PC SO Much....

. RE: CPU Temperature from DCL

. Poker Player

. Bad Drums

. Reasons to Go to Work Nude

. What's the time ?

. The Survey

. KenFuny 07-15-2004

. The Widow

. English Lesson

. Research Paper

. Joke of the Day

. Joke of the Day

. Have a nice day

. 3.1415926535897932.......

. Dead Cat

. Four-Year-Old-Daughter

. Stressed

. Joke of the Day

. figure out exactly who his mom was!

. Irish Drunken Joke

. Designers Of The Human Body

. Good News And Bad News

. Martha's helpful hints

. Lost it all

. Joke of the Day

. Car Trouble

. Q: How do you get 300 fat cows in a barn?

. The penny

. good reason

. Gambling

. Let's say

. Healthy Life

. The drunkard and the chippy...

. Shopping

. Religious jokes

. Lucky

. In A Hurry

. The Royal Stables

. Little Old Lady

. Free Medical Advice

. The New Boyfriend

. New Technology

. KenFuny 02-25-2004 20:45:00

. Genovese?

. 1.5 per cent defects

. California

. Banjo

. ARABS NOT WELCOME

. Muscovite asks her butcher

. worst possible bridge hand

. WPMS

. West Virginia man, considering getting a vasectomy

. Where in Hell

. A small survey of some popular European languages

. old jewish pole, living in Warsaw

. How to tell the species of bear you are looking at

. two rules for success in life

. Dedicated to all married scientists

. A telphone man joined the Army

. A linguistics professor

. An anxious woman

. Czech walks into police station

. Not me, Sarge

. what have you to say to the problem

. Rocky V

. Siamese twins

. Dear Abby

. What is the Perestroika

. a rear view mirror

. Four corporate presidents

. buses will have a sign saying

. twitch in his left eyelid

. Talking parrot

. Westminister Abbey

. A traveling salesman

. perestroika

. An economist

. radon gas

. Quotes

. mean sense of humor

. swallowed a penny

. REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school

. funeral home

. a field with a black sheep

. Blonde Joke

. At The Dentist's Office

. Politics

. Al Gore :)

. An American

. President Bush

. about getting married

. bathtub was invented in 1850

. Joke of the Day

. advisor on 'Sexual Matters'

. a ticket from the local shoe repair shop

. a pearl necklace

. KenFuny 01-22-2004

. Joke of the Day

. Siblings

. KenFuny 01-14-2004

. Cat and God

. snowmen and snow women

. Wedding Rehearsal

. Unique Breakfast

. Expensive Cosmetics

. Insurance Salesmen

. 1 stone

. You must park your car ....

. Night Watchman

. Joke of the Day

. KenFuny 12-18-2003

. KenFuny 12-15-2003

. day-to-day living

. One for the ladies:

. Long Sermon

. KenFuny 12-08-2003

. Airplanes

. drinking beer

. I'll ask you a question

. 'Stop!

. DONALD FROM SKYE

. 15 Sayings We'd Like To See On Office Inspirational Posters

. KenFuny 12-02-2003

. Farmers

. Joke of the Day

. KenFuny 11-27-2003

. KenFuny 11-29-2003

. Saddam's doctor

. In The Mall

. Joke of the Day

. Cold Cream

. A Rib

. Breaking Up

. The Facts of Life

. Getting Married

. Makeup and Perfume

. Men ... Question

. Organizations

. Life's Lessons

. English Lesson

. Bad Day

. Strong Drunk

. Electricity and Morality

. Do Nothing

. Forest Gump in Heaven

. Drunk Drivers' Exam

. Scientific Experiments

. Vasectomy

. any grounds

. Charlie

. 10 Characteristics of The Company Car...

. Ghost Hick

. good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood

. Friendly Argument

. bus stops and two Italian

. Lenin is dying

. A man goes into the Bank of Gdansk

. Descartes

. Don't LOOK

. find an untanned girl

. Joke of the Day

. Bear in Bar

. Poor Couple

. what was in the sack

. The wife is not speaking to me

. Neighbor

. Fw: Hanukkah Sweater

. womens monthly pain

. guy walks into a bar

. How many Irishmen

. kiss

. When I was young

. teacher of the Earth Science

. You've got a point

. arguing

. proctologist's office

. I'd like a quickie

. biggest Anti-Semite

. Queen of England

. costume shop

. Natchitoches

. Two lawyers

. Queen of England

. Late one Friday night

. tourist had lost his way

. very shy guy goes into a bar

. Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's

. walk with pride

. It's just to hot

. Scientists Decode First Message

. Q + A

. Texas baby

. Navy SEALS

. a strange complaint

. world famous artist

. unemployed for several months

. Boss to four of his employees

. Three old timers

. young Jewish homosexual

. The Governor

. 'Tell ya what, mister

. A man stranded on a desert island

. just before Easter

. new Mercedes

. house painted

. boy who worked

. Hubble photograph

. That's once!

. 80-year-old millionaire

. standing by himself

. interrogating 3 blondes

. piece of toilet paper

. This 85 year-old couple

. Three ladies are sitting on a bench

. young student from Emory University

. Giant Food Store

. I'll do anything you want

. U.S. Navy cruiser

. British gent and a Texan

. C monkey +

. married man left work

. air disaster

. party

. difficult class in physics

. KenFuny 10-18-2003

. married man left work

. Brazilian jungle

. ice fishing

. Norwegian sausage

. My friend is dead

. genie's lamp

. Signed Frustrated

. the wifely person

. 'You're next

. A Texan died and went to Heaven

. Is that because I'm blonde

. A daughter comes home

. Osama

. 40th wedding anniversary

. Bad Bart and his marauding band

. five monkeys

. mother-in-law

. Henry Ford,

. End is Near

. Oh no, not my brother

. speaking.English

. Balls

. arseholes

. duck

. motorcycle cop

. This balding, gray-haired man

. arthritis

. go democratic

. puzzle

. Socrates

. Three Irishmen

. someone like you

. I'm married

. orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake

. Suits $5.00 each

. you are really ugly

. go skiing

. Are my testicles black

. old Cherokee

. 25 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY MIDDLE AGE:

. HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

. green, pink and yellow.

. Kermit the Frog

. 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not

. Just ain't worth the premeium

. businessman in Vegas

. A man walks into a bar

. Fishing

. Farewell, murderers of art

. lawyer

. Tennessee redneck

. suing

. You must be single

. Joke of the Day

. Funny joke by marvin

. DID YOU KNOW...

. A classical note

. Amzanig!! - Reprise??

. Dr Phil's test

. ...

. What is...

. KenFuny 09-22-2003

. What's the Difference?

. Foot problem

. The Job Interview

. Good News And Bad News

. don't think

. If Only....

. Only a year to live

. Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat.

. The Funniest Signs...

. KenFuny 08-12-2003

. Re: Think Again

. [GCFL] Scavenger Hunt

. The World's Easiest Quiz...

. Re: 5 secrets to a perfect relationship

. Jokester's Joke Of The Week

. Teach 'em the ropes young

. Drunk and T.P.

. Microsoft

. Celebrating an event

. Translations

. Final Examination

. Two Engines

. Large Family

. Rules of the air

. Joke of the Day

. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=95NO_MORE_SPAM=95_REGISTER_NOW_HERE_ON_ATJ!?=

. Family issues

. Worst seat on the plane

. ME First!!

. Re: Ping Clyde

. Men lose more brain cells

. Training is important

. Are you Normal ??

. KenFuny 07-14-2003

. Kidnapped

. Not off by one sheep

. Things To Ponder

. Chicken Run Too...

. Joke of the Day

. Girls are evil

. KenFuny 06-09-2003

. Ice Fishing

. Carrot Juice

. The Kleptomaniac

. NMCFM!

. Rare disease

. Hoya

. Mass Mailing

. a regilous experiance

. New hearing aid

. KenFuny 05-22-2003

. HA HA HA -- Mr Black is clear on that.

. The Persistent Duck

. The Harried Pharmacist

. Parachute School

. KenFuny 05-20-2003

. Nerd Season

. Re: Test question for Pollywolly

. Re: Mingling with the rich and famous

. It hurts

. James McNeill Whistler

. Smoke Signals

. Quite Serious

. Katie and her friends....

. The Honeymoon Is Over...

. Week In Review...

. Dinner Music

. The Blonde Pilot

. An Act of Kindness

. In Need of Professional Help

. Fertilizer

. What's the difference between a neurotic and a psychotic? .. .

. A married man thought he would give .. .

. The man told his doctor ,......

. First date

. It's Cinco De Mouseo...

. harmonica for christmas

. Aussie Tourism

. Foreign Origin...

. The empty seat

. Re: Where do you find a no legged dog?

. I'm in Hot Water...

. No Intern Today Again: A New Excuse

. Toughen Up

. Top of the Mornin'...

. Joke of the Day

. Spell Checker...

. Today's Password Is...

. Re: ComputerWorld: HP Is Homeland Merger Model

. Will

. V.O.T.P. Mailbag...

. Mule For Sale...

. Cry Baby Liar...

. Brotha David...

. Denounce The Devil

. Fw: A moral question for you.

. Fw: Bush=Adolf Hitler?

. Fw: Very Cold Winter ?

. Drowning Woman

. Gore Is A Bore...

. Classified...

. Flight Check...

. Re: Calculating GB

. Thanks Debs

. Cow, Cow, Cow...

. Between The Lines

. Shark!

. Peeing in the Refrigerator...Again?

. Smiley Roadkill...

. I Love You

. Castro Goes To Heaven

. I Didn't Do It...

. Waterloo

. Eminem+#8217;s Your Jigga...

. Can You Believe This?

. Politically Incorrect Gets The Ax

. Hey DeBakey... Is dat you ?

. Car Trick

. The blondes mother

. Dumbing Down

. Life in Russia

. You've Been With Me for the Ups + Downs...

. Bill Gates in Hell

. The Lonely Gardener

. Driver's Last Words

. I'd Rather Do It Myself...

. 30 Years Makes A Big Difference!

. By Popular Demand...Last Weeks Brain Teasers and Answers!

. Tech Support

. The Schoolteacher's Advice!

. All The Young Dudes...

. The Criminal 's Crime!

. 'It was an ID Ten T Error.'

. Hey Boss, I Need Tomorrow Off...

. Microsoft Works

. The Stages of A Man's Life

. Smart Quotes

. The Politician's Accident

. Shredder

. ERC Joke of the Day

. Up Yours!

. Give Them 103!

. VS: Vits !!!

. Justice or Just ASS

. Watch Out For The Blanks

. Three Wishes

. Did You Notice Anything Special

. Question and Answer Session

. Fw: Writing tip!!

. 8 Divorced Barbie

. ERC Joke of the Day

. The Catch

. 3 The Spy

. 2 The Blonde Cook Book

. Fancy Cooking

. Medical Ebonics

. Come To My Dinner Party

. The Irish Engineer

. Blonde Nun

. Chicken Soup for Beer Drinkers

. It Turns Blue

. ERC Joke of the Day

. Interstate Love

. POLICE QUOTES

. Captain's Courage

. Funny Philosophy

. Door To Door

. ERC Joke of the Day

. Endangered Species

. CollegeJokes - 2001-06-25

. NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

. Viagra Study

. Your Stories!

. At Her Own Convenience

. POLITICAL I.Q.

. THE WORRY WORT

. THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE

. LANGUAGE BARRIERS

. THE LINEUP

. HOT 4 TEACHER!

. HORSE'S ASS

. Boring the pants off the COV (was RE: Dumbing Down VMS with UNIX

. Eternal Bloating

. SAVING CLINTON

. ALLIGATOR SHOES

. February 21, 2001 - Problem to the Solution

. February 24-25th - WEEKEND FUNNIES

. February 20, 2001 - GOOD FOR SOMETHING

. What Is The Usual Tip?

. February 7th - LIFE'S A TEST - AND YOU'RE GRADED ON A CURVE

. If Our Chute Doesn't Open

. How To Kill A Blonde

. Excess Pounds

. January 11th - IT ALL ADDS UP!

. ERC Joke of the Day

. Talking Dog

. SIT ON YOUR ASS FOR FREE

. ERC Joke of the Day

. The Backseat

. [superjokes] SuperJokes of the day for Monday, October 2, 2000

. The Winner

. Flagpole

. Strong Man

. White Wedding Dress

. September 28 - CAMPING IT UP

. A Man's Dog

. September 20 - COWBOY-RATOR

. September 21 - PSEUDO PSYCHIC

. I Want My Money

. Fun with SET FILE/ENTER (was Re: VMS equivalent of UNIX 'ln'?)

. image activation :)

. July 18 - ROAD TRIP

. Re: does anyone remember mr.rabinowicz?

. [superjokes] SuperJokes of the day for Monday, July 17th, 2000

. [humor] UNIX/OpenVMS email 'virus'

. April 6 - The Next Best Thing

. March 23 - Trick Shot

. January 26 - A True Fan

. [superjokes] SuperJokes of the day for Monday, Nov 29, 1999

. November 29 - Work Accident

. November 30 - Philosophy Of Life

. FW: hahaha hehehe

. Joke: April 29 - The Cowboy Without a Horse

. [superjokes] SuperJokes of the day for Thursday, February 11th, 1999

. [superjokes] SuperJokes of the day for Friday, February 12th, 1999

. Spare Parts

. to those who know 'C'

. Joke-Rated: BUBBA + Some Pigs

. JOKE-RATED:WAYS TO RID URSELF of TELEMARKETING

. JOKE-CLEAN: three irishmen

. JOKE-CLEAN:

. Joke-clean

. JOKE-CLEAN:THOUGHTS

. JOKE-RATED:IT'S OK

. JOKE-RATED:SAVED!!

. JOKE-RATED: Mafioso

. JOKE-RATED: Whale Talk

. JOKE-CLEAN: haircut?

. MIND-TEASER: It really works!

. JOKE-Clean: Man of Riddles (Thanks to the Marxs).

. JOKE-RATED: Alice

. JOKE-RATED: KKK

. JOKE-RATED: Anti-Drug Campaigns

. Joke-Clean

. JOKE-RATED:baseball fever...catch it

. denne skulle med

. JOKE-RATED: The Candy Encounter

. joke-clean : doctor, doctor

. JOKE-RATED: Cajun Fun

. Joke-Rated:Are You a Redneck?

. Joke-Clean: News of the Weird

. JOKE-RATED: Mice

. JOKE-CLEAN: Housecleaning

. JOKE-RATED:Da RED PEST(contains F word)

. joke-clean: 3 men at a party

. JOKE-RATED: Ladies from London

. JOKE-RATED : Norwegian

. RE: Joke-Rated

. joke-rated: off to work

. joke-rated : parrot

. JOKE-CLEAN: Age comments

. Joke-Clean: The Chief

. JOKE-CLEAN: Fat?

. JOKE-CLEAN: Holy Water

. JOKE-RATED: Men's room Etiquette

. JOKE-CLEAN: American

. JOKE-RATED: a lil late for Halloween

. JOKE-CLEAN: One for the Republicans

. joke-clean : sales strategy

. joke-clean : kids and violence

. JOKE-CLEAN: Lawyer stamps

. JOKE-RATED: Housework

. joke-rated : democrat and republican

. Joke-Clean: Ah, Mozart

. JOKE-CLEAN: Ministry of Shipping

. Joke-clean: Are you normal?

. joke-clean : Sports definition

. joke-clean : groaner for sure

. joke-clean : president joke (somewhat cruel)

. joke-clean : Meow meow -- Einstein's cat analogy

. Joke-Rated: An assortment of the grossest!

. Joke-Rated: Swimming Lesson

. JOKE-RATED: Bean powered blow drier

. JOKE-RATED: Blind child (may offend blind)

. JOKE-RATED: The Boss

. Joke-Clean: Dentist

. JOKE-CLEAN: two cannibal chiefs

. JOKE-RATED: bee stings lady golfer

. joke-clean : English pride

. JOKE-CLEAN: OFFENCIVE TO VACUUM CLEANERS

. Joke-Rated: Just for Fun

. JOKE-CLEAN: bear with religion

. joke-clean:The Old Genie

. JOKE-RATED: Psyche!

. JOKE-CLEAN: Box Office Trouble

. JOKE-CLEAN: Falklands

. JOKE-RATED: The EX-Files

. JOKE-CLEAN: FBI

. JOKE-RATED: Fun fact

. JOKE-RATED: Political

. JOKE-CLEAN: My Wife

. Re: practical jokes

. JOKE-RATED : Good one...

. JOKE-CLEAN: More Mad Cows

. JOKE-CLEAN: Academy Awards

. JOKE-RATED : Two friends

. JOKE-CLEAN:LIGHT BULB

. JOKE-CLEAN: mad cows

. Re: JOKE-RATED: Oh no, one of those nasty Anti-Americans jok

. JOKE-CLEAN: Old Fella

. JOKE-CLEAN: Irishman

. JOKE-CLEAN: It's War!

. JOKE-CLEAN:Irish

. JOKE-CLEAN: Bill's Problems...

. JOKE-CLEAN:Computer Jargon Exposed

. JOKE-CLEAN: Holmes

. JOKE-CLEAN: Lady on the Bus

. JOKE-CLEAN: Tech Support

. JOKE-RATED: Poss. off to bikers and women

. JOKE-CLEAN: Hairdresser's

. JOKE-CLEAN: Sysop's Rules

. JOKE-CLEAN: Sysop's Rules

. Re: JOKE-CLEAN: More religious...

. JOKE-CLEAN: Flow Chart

. Joke-Clean:Car Tech Support Calls

. JOKE-CLEAN: New Diet

. JOKE-CLEAN: Genome Research

. JOKE-CLEAN: World Record

. JOKE-RATED: Pope's crossword

. JOKE-CLEAN: Apples and Pigs

. JOKE-RATED: from rec.humor

. JOKE-CLEAN: Two Irish farmers

. JOKE-CLEAN: The roosters

. JOKE-CLEAN: Political Candidate

. JOKE-CLEAN : Hotel Soaps

. JOKE-CLEAN: Marriage

. JOKE-CLEAN: Kids

. JOKE-RATED: The Octopus

. JOKE-RATED: *Not* a racist joke....

. JOKE-RATED: The Monkey

. JOKE-CLEAN: Amish Farmer

. JOKE-CLEAN: SALMON

. JOKE-CLEAN: FROGS

. JOKE-CLEAN: Wolf (WV Style)

. JOKE-CLEAN:In the Army

. Re: JOKE-CLEAN: Noah

. ANECDOTE-CLEAN: Russian Breath Control

. Dust Off Your Funny Bone

. Re: Bypassing SYSLOGIN.COM on VMS?

. joke-clean

. JOKE-RATED: The salesman

. JOKE-CLEAN:Weather Indian

. JOKE-CLEAN: IS WIndows a Virus?

. JOKE-CLEAN: Elephant hunting....

. JOKE-RATED: The Party

. JOKE-CLEAN: One day in the jungle....

. Joke - Rated!

. Medical Science

. Life 6.9

. TIME IN PROMPT!!!

. A lawyer joke, offensive to no known group........

. Thought for the Day

. Sign of th etimes....

. Dear Mom and Dad.........................

. Offensive to anyone with arse grapes.

. FWD: some taglines about Windows

. irish joke

. adult joke about doctor

.A few chuckles for a cold February morning......

. Marriage Joke

. Don't mess with the farmer's daughter!

. FW: Early Computer Quotes

. The First Big List of 'Biggest' Lies

. Autodistribution dis-list: SATAN

. anything for golf

. Medical school

. A bedtime story......... remember to page down at the end.....

. How would you like your coffee? (Story: G)

. Life 2.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 31 Aug 87

. Dealing with Usenet (PG)

. General apology

. Not sure who wanted that ren and stimpy stuff...

. NO SUBJECT

. Cute Joke

. The VAXorcist

. joke rated G

. Joke

. Cat Joke

.NO SUBJECT

.NO SUBJECT

. lawyers again

. Jokes - Mildly bad language in disguise

. Demos (G)

. TRUE STORY

. one more offensive nun joke . . .

. Women and Men..PG

. Bobbit Joke

. Re: ADMIN: 'Moon Rock' ( Offensive to Moon Rock and Blonds)

. CLEAN JOKE FROM A JOKE A DAY

. SAFE FAX

. G-rated joke

. Good thoughts and a little humor

. Puzzle

. Puzzle

. Health care reformed

. where are you all?

. JOKE RATING PG

. Swedish jokes ... via berty ...

. doctor

. what am i?

. Re: An American in England. (joke)

. BEAR JOKE. cert 11.

. Men vs. Women

. JOKE

. Seasonal

. Quite clean

. 2 Limping men

. Getting Rich Quickly

. Dolly Parton/Lady Di-rated PG

. SA Humour

. The Train

. ONLY A JOKE

. Offensive to everyone

. Another one to the list

. Pi

. Variety- offensive parts- long

. JOKE: Visit to the doctor

. JOKE

. Collection of jokes PG-R

. Rates PG-13

. barometer joke

. Re: Very Rude

. things we say (and an X-rated joke)

. Re: Joke of the Day

. Speaking of recipes...

. 100% accurate and 100% useless ...

. Answering Machine Message

.NO SUBJECT

. risque riddle

. Re: Bar joke

. Fjolset der sendte denne skrev 5,6,11 lb. - ændret til 3,4,5 kg. - a.h.t. phytagoras

. Corvettes

. Golf joke...

. It couldn't really happen this way, could it?

. I love my job

. It just doesn't add up

. Another of the 770-ish Readers Only

. A Classic

. Other Lists

. Michael & Tanya

. Man eats CA condor

. Joke Of The Day

. Risque Joke

. Joke - Harmless

. R Rated!

. Tired

. family life (humor?)

. Texas joke, men joke

. Office Signs

. Ahhhh.. but there's a catch.

. Real Estate Joke

. Labor humor !

. Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive

. Joke for Gerry

. king's son

. offensive to the elderly (and everyone else)

. The Compleat Blonde Joke

. wish

. NO SUBJECT

. Another family one-liner

. Send en mail til Billg

. The Plight of the System Manager. (Humour...)

. Octopus

. Dog Obedience Training

. Re: Happy Holiday....

. He says - She says

. Irish eyes are smiling...

. Friday humor (I Hope)

. Sex Survey.......

. Autodistribution dis-list: SATAN

. Autodistribution dis-list: SATAN

. Offensive to Europeans

. Truck Drivers

. HAL was a Pentium

. Re: A riddle to be solved!!!!!!!!

. Mind trick

. Just a quickie

. Letter to homeowner..