A survey on sexual habits was being carried out by a popular newspaper
and one questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who
was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual
intercourse. "Oh, about half a dozen times a year", said the gentleman.
The questioner smiled.

"I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy!" she said.

"We are," said the gentleman. " But, I don't think half a dozen times a
year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car"