There was a guy in a hotel, and he was just getting ready to take a
shower when he realized he didn't have any soap.  Forgetting that he
didn't have his clothes on, he opened up his door.  The cleaning cart
was still on his floor, but all the way down the hall.  He decided to
make a run for it.  He ran down the hall as fast as he could a
grabbed 2 bars of soap.  On his way back to the room, 3 nuns came out
of one of the other rooms.  Remembering that he was naked, he stood
back against the wall and hoped the nuns wouldn't see him.  As the
nuns passed by, they saw him and though he was a vending machine.
The first nun walked up to him and said, "I should get some soap to
bring home to the convent."  So she put a quarter in his mouth,
pulled on the handle and the soap dropped.  The second nun then said,
"I should get some soap for the homeless shelter."  So she put a
quarter in his mouth pulled on the handle and the second bar of soap
dropped.  The third nun then said,"No more soap, well, its only a
quarter, lets see what'll happen..."  So she put a quarter in his
mouth, pulled.......and hand cream came out.