Two Moscowites enter a drugstore.
The owner of the store overhears their conversation.
"Should we take two or three ?"
"We should definitely take three."
"Yeah,I know but the last time I had two and I was so drunk I had to puke."
"You were so drunk they had to carry you home,so let's take to two."
So they go up to the counter and say:
"Give Five bottles of Wodka and two candybars"