Earthling:

I am a critter fro mouter space with amazing transformation talents.  At the
present time I have transformed myself into this message.  Right now I am
having sex with your eyes.  I know you like it because you are smiling.
 Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny!

Thank you.


(TRUE)  Travis Linn, Native Texan replies:

Never ask a man if he's a Texan. If he's not, you'll embarrass him. If he
is, you won't need to ask.