A farmer's wife was at her solicitors getting advice about a divorce.
     "He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr Jones"
     "How do you mean?"
     "Well, Mr Jones," says the farmer's wife, "this morning I was looking
     at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
     "Chickens? Mrs Smith. I didn't know you kept chickens?"
     "We don't, Mr Jones, this was in the supermarket!"

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