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A young man is at a nightclub where he sees this beautiful Chinese girl.
After plying her with his best chat-up lines and quite a few drinks, he
eventually persuades her to come back to his place for 'coffee'.

Half an hour of groping and kissing later, the girl whispers in his ear
"What would you like to do next?"

"How about some 69?"

"No way am I cooking for you tonight!"

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