A fish in a mountain steam spots a fly 10 inches above the water...
'If that fly goes down 6 inches I'll be able to jump up and get it!' thinks
the fish.

In the forest a bear stands watching the fish...
'If that fly goes down 6 inches, the fish will jump up and get it and I'll
be able to get the fish,' thinks the bear.

Across the stream is a hunter...
'If that fly goes down 6 inches, the fish will jump up, the bear will come
out and get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear,' thinks the hunter

Behind the hunter is a mouse...
'If that fly goes down 6 inches, the fish will jump up, the bear will come
out and get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and when he stands up
his cheese sandwich will fall out of his back pocket, and I'll be able to
get it.' thinks the mouse.

Behind the mouse is a cat...
'If that fly goes down 6 inches, the fish will jump up, the bear will come
out and get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, loosing his sandwich,
the mouse will get the cheese and I'll get the mouse,' thinks the cat.

So, the fly goes down 6 inches, the fish jumps but misses, the bear grabs
but misses, the hunter shoots but misses, the mouse gets the cheese, the
cat jumps at the mouse but misses and the cat lands in the stream...


Moral:  For every fly that goes down 6 inches there is a wet pussy.