I M.C'ed a wedding this and the best man told the following joke
Hope you all enjoy it.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the following question:
Teacher: There are 5 birds on a fence, the hunter shoots and kills one of
the birds
     how many are left?
Johnny: None miss
Teacher: Wrong, Johnny. There are four left
Johnny: No miss there are none left they all flew away after they heard the
shot.
Teacher: Your wrong Johnny, but I like the way your thinking.

Johnny says to the teacher. Miss I have a question for you.
There are 3 women in an ice cream parlor.

     One is sucking her ice cream
     One is licking her ice cream
     One is biting her ice cream

Which one is married?
The teacher thinks for awhile and responds " The one who's sucking her ice
cream"
Johnny: No miss your wrong. It's the one with the wedding ring on her
finger.
     BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOUR THINKING.

From  " THE NEWFIE"